Whattt seriously you can tour active volcanoes? I thought you had to be a freaking scientist to skitter around up there! Why the hell havent I done this yet? Oh, yeah... The possibility of sudden death. Pshaw! *flaps hand* I aint skerd! Ive had a good run! The older I get, the more $hit I add to The *UckIt List. Who wants to fly on a scary Cold War-era aircraft to a basically toilet-free, parasite-rich environment with me? We can BASE jump into to son-of-a-gun, if you dont wanna wait on the deadly fumes. Badasses! Well die burning... but really, theres a selfie that cannot be beat, especially if we somehow manage to squeeze our photo-bombing pack llama into the frame.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 20:53:19 +0000