When first world problems meet pregnant problems: Me: Lets see. What shall we do for breakfast? Eggs? Cereal? Waffles? My brain: You want a cheesesteak. Me: Well I cant make a cheesesteak. So our options are eggs, cereal or waffles. Brain: A 12 inch philly with extra cheese, mayo, lettuce and some wedges. Me: Or maybe I could whip up an omelette? Draighean: Eat? Eat, more? Brain: Yes. Eat. More. Cheesesteak. Me: Both of you, shut up! We have eggs, cereal or fu$&ing goddamned waffles! Draighean: Na-Na? Much-Oums? Eat? Brain: Cheesesteak? Me: NO! No bananas, no mushrooms and NO $&#%^¥¡ CHEESESTEAK! D: ... Brain: ... Me: Eggs? D: Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Cook! Eat! Eggs! Me: Eggs it is. Brain: You could fry up some hamburger, make waffles, scramble cheesy eggs and create a *breakfast* cheesesteak. Me: ... Yeah. We had breakfast cheesesteaks this morning.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 14:24:20 +0000
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