While filming this I learned the following: • The danger of dropping a phone is directly proportionate to the amount of time spent stumbling around on a slippery bouncing surface while waving arms excitedly, cheering on 4 wild back-flippin daredevils • Rubber Otter Box phone cases bounce, and at the perfect trajectory can even seem to roll for about 10 feet • Most platform docks are not much more than 10 feet out to the edge • Some moments in life happen so shockingly fast, and yet seem to play out in a slow-motion sort of sequence during which you can only hear your own voice in a drawn own, low-toned gutteral nnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!, just like in the movies • I am surprisingly still fast on my feet when faced with the terror of a seeing my phone bouncing to the edge of a dock • Although still fast when properly motivated, My knees and ribs are somewhat fragile when I throw myself forward onto my chest with all my considerable weight, catching said fall with only my right hand due to the fact that my generally uncoordinated left hand was simultaneously and miraculously over the edge grasping into the water in a desperate thrashing grab for a sinking phone • I am surprisingly coordinated enough to get myself out of 1 out of 100 tragically costly mishaps I get myself into • Otter Boxes are not only bouncy, but are relatively waterproof • That dry rice trick really does seem to absorb the moisture out of a phone, and • My guys are amazing kids With max Max Waller Nathan Nathan Johnson Jackson Jackson Johnson and Brody Rowan
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 15:27:01 +0000