Who allows people to design plus-sized clothing? Like seriously. Heres some tips: 1) Just because a person is plump/fat/plus-sized/curvy/etc does NOT make them freakishly tall. Or box-shaped. 2) WHY are most plus-sized womens blouses made see-thru?! Use your head. Honestly. Like I want to parade my midsection to strangers. Or... Anyone? 3) Most of us prefer to try to flatter our figure with long lines and solid colours. What is with all the chunky horizontal striping? And hideous patterns...? Dont get me started. 4) Why in the HELL does all plus-sized clothing need to look like an 8 year old K-Pat went to town on it with her 1990s Bedazzler?! We dont need our clothing covered in rhinestones, studs and zippers! Or all 3. At once. 5) Please stop making all of your party/holiday dresses strapless/backless and any other type of less that hinders me from wearing a real bra. Because everyone loves hiking the chest of their dress up all night. No, honestly! 6) Ive seen at least 6 white Christmas dresses online. Allow me to show you a calendar to educate you as to where Labour Day & Christmas fall. Even my gramma knows that rule! 7) Thank you for assuming that because Im plus-sized, I am also a geriatric senior citizen. Of course I love crushed velvet & polyester. Who DOESNT?! 8) Are we back in ancient times where fat was beauty and status because fat meant you had money to eat?! On one site, EVERY dress is $130-$180!! Get real! How RICH do you think we are? The prices are INSANE! At this point, Im considering a career in plus-sized fashion design. Monkeys could do a better job than these yahoos! #reitmans #additionelle #penningtons
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 06:49:12 +0000