Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill! Have you heard of the Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham! Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas dont scream when they are put in the oven! Whats the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery! Whats the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips! Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney. I asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve. Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free! Whats the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of! One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, Please God, dont let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely! Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, He had a hat!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 11:11:54 +0000
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