Why is Rahul Dravid the most Under-Rated genius of all time. *He was born in the same era as of Sachin Tendulkar *He never slapped his team-mate on a cricket field, or called his an opponent a monkey (official version is Teri Maa ki) *He never got slapped by his team-mate (and hence he couldn’t cry on TV for getting slapped), never danced on a cricket field, and never spoke of himself in third person and said things like: “I think Rahul Dravid is a terrific guy!” *He took a world record 184 catches in test cricket with a lot of ease, and no fuss. Little did he realize that unless he flaunted a new hairstyle or wig, and pump his fist looking at the camera, those are not counted as catches. Poor guy! *He’s always had the same boring hairstyle. No wigs, extensions, coloring, or perming. How boring! *He was never involved in any serious rumors with bollywood starlets. Now that’s a terrible thing to do. How could you be so condescending towards the media and the eager public? *He never leaked confidential emails; never ran to his government asking for support to get back into the team when he was dropped shamelessly (actually he should have, if a left-wing government batted for a left hander terribly out of form, wouldn’t you expect a right-wing government to support a right hander in pretty good form?) *He never kissed his ex girlfriend in public at her birthday party. Hence nobody played his smooch a few thousand times on TV, and so he was never a media sensation. *He did not have the attitude or the body to be shirtless a few hundred times in public, and do the same cool dude dance for the same song for twenty years *He never bashed up a bowler screaming “Howzaatttt” in English, during test matches played in Mumbai. If he can’t speak Marathi, he has no business playing in Mumbai, does he? *He never wrote a book called “Going Rogue: A cricketer’s life” *He did not participate in Big Boss, and hence nobody could have made a racist taunt at him *He proved again and again that nice guys do not necessarily finish last *And last, but the most important factor: He is Rahul Dravid and not Rahul Gandhi
Posted on: Mon, 07 Oct 2013 06:20:28 +0000
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