Why is that a mosquito just HAS to fly around by my ear all night? Why cant it just suckle from my exposed limbs and leave it at that, why does it have to wake me?! This morning, I became an experienced mosquito hunter. After being hounded for an hour by an obnoxious little mozzie, my sporadic flailing of limbs having failed to find their mark, I turned on my lights at 4am, and patiently perched on my bed, waiting for my prey to approach. After a couple of failed attempts at murdering the little sucker, I left my room for a toilet break. Upon re-entering the vicinity of my bed, she buzzes right past me. And BAM! Shes laying dead in my hands in a pool of what was probably mine own blood. I then fell into a sleep, a heros sleep. True story.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 20:26:56 +0000
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