. Wife calls husband in his office. Wife: Window is not opening. What shall I do? Husband: Put some oil and wait for while. It will open. If not, then put more oil and wait. Wife (little unconvinced): Are you sure? Husband: Yes, trust me, it will do the magic. Try it. After a while, husband calls back to check: Did you do as I told you? Did it do the needful trick? Wife: I dont know about the trick or magic, but now the entire laptop is not starting. ----------------------------------------------- Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi Customer gusse mein bola: . . Bhaisab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do..... -----------------——--------------------- At An Indian Railway Station,An American Doctor Got Heart Attack After Reading A Books Name:How To Become A Doctor In 30 Days? MRP Rs.20/- Only. ----------------------------------------------- Finally, I told my parents that I want a Blackberry or An Apple. My Mother said: “Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh kha.” --------------------------------- TOOFANI RAAT mein ek Aadmi PIZZA HUT pe pizza lene aaya. Waiter: Kya aap MARRIED ho? Aadmi: Kutte, aise toofan mein kaunsi Maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi. --------------------------------- SON: Dad there is a small parent meeting in the school Tomorrow. Dad: What do you mean by SMALL? Son: Only YOU, ME & PRINCIPAL. --------------------------------- Ek ladka aur ladki hotel mein gaye. Waiter: Kya loge? Ladki: Sabziyoo waali roti dena. Waiter: What? Ladka: Gaon ki hai, PIZZA maang rahi hai.😛😛 ---------------------------------- Boy - papa ghar pe meheman aaye hai, sharbat banane ke liye nimboo nahi hai, kya karu Dad - aare darta kyu hai, new vim bar mein 100 nimboo ki sakti hai... Daal de do boond
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 17:31:28 +0000
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