Wish Id of come up with something like this when I was back as school lol nearly been 3 years :o! TEACHER: Why didnt you study? STUDENT (me): A year has 365 days for you to study. After removing 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now were left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour per day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way each year, and so we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour per day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Personal health and medical reasons take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you actually cook for 3 days each year; youre left with 3 days in the year to study! Lets say you only go out for 2 days... youre left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. Thats why I did not study. Teacher: Class dismissed.
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 00:00:51 +0000
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