Wow. The SCARIEST thing almost happened to me. I literally almost - TopicsExpress

Wow. The SCARIEST thing almost happened to me. I literally almost walked into the Valentines Day section at Walgreens. The HORROR. I was on my phone checking my notifications when suddenly, like a unwanted text message from an ex, it happened. I looked up and saw all the V-Day stuff and I legit was startled... Imagine, if you will, the most useless of keepsakes and dust collectors EVERYWHERE combined with he most unhealthy arrangement of edible substances one has ever seen. I actually stopped dead in my tracks and turned around. I was literally incapable of entering that aisle. Im lucky to be alive. .....Is my heart THAT black? Yes. Yes it is.