Wrong Number So for the last year or so I’ve been receiving a call from a fairly retarded sounding guy named “Steve”, he leaves me voices mails that go something like this, “Felicia? It’s Steve! Call me back!” this has been going on for over a year, no texts just random calls and his voice kind of makes me laugh (go ahead and do the retarded voice in your head), “Felicia?”…said with wonder and as if he is speaking into a land line and if he speaks loud enough and sounds desperate enough, “Felicia” will answer. It is kind of hilarious. Perhaps I’ll record some and post so you can laugh too. So now to my story, a couple of days ago, I received several calls from a number I didn’t recognize. I don’t answer my phone even if I do recognize the number in all honesty let alone when my phone is being blown up by some desperate stranger. I listened to the voicemails which I still have. “Alesha, it’s John from Jack in the Box, I have a deal for you”, “Alesha, it’s John, call me back in five minutes!” “Alesha, I’m not kidding, I have a set up for you, answer your phone I am going to call you back in five minutes!” “Alesha?” “Damn it Alesha, answer your phone!! It’s John from Jack in the box!” “Thanks a lot Alesha!” After laughing my head off I text this poor wrong number dialer and wrote; “I’m sorry you have been calling my phone – you have the wrong number, can you please delete this number from your phone and never call it again?” “Alesha?” (No Lie) I responded: “No, I do not know an Alesha, you have the wrong number, please stop calling and/or texting this phone!” “I’m looking for Alesha! (No Lie) finally I get a little irritated. “NOT ALESHA, DO NOT CALL OR TEXT THIS PHONE AGAIN!” Calls through the night sometimes using different numbers! Finally I called the number back yesterday after many calls and texts. I got the guy on the phone – he said he meant to say ‘Felicia’, not ‘Alesha’ and wanted to know if this was “THE SERVICE!” Angrily I screamed into the phone that if he called my number again I was going to report he and his retarded voice to the police for harassment and that he could explain to them what “service” he was trying to reach and who ‘Felicia/Alesha’ is. To add some additional humor to this story, last night while I slept, I was left a voicemail by a very angry and equally retarded sounded woman wanting to know why my number was showing up on her husband’s phone!!!! For a good time call: 425-314-8143; 425-329-5042 or 425-407-9292(all the same guy) – I’ve blocked the numbers from my phone but that only means that my phone doesn’t RING and that they can’t TEXT me, they can however call my phone and leave voicemail. My inbox runs over with hilarious and somewhat infuriating voicemails from retards obviously looking for a cock gobbler.
Posted on: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 14:41:55 +0000
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