YOU KNOW YOURE A PAPUA NEW GUINEAN when; * You can have cordial 4 breakfast. * You have buai and smoke for Lunch. * You still live with your parents even though youre 30 * U bring your boyfriend/girlfriend to the house and everyones concluded that you are married! * You wear board shorts to cruz in town even though u r not going 4 a swim * You share one cigarette with five other people * Your Mother gives your father Black eyes * You have about 3 families living in one house * Still keep drinking even though you can barely talk and walk * At any major function, instead of a plate, your food comes in a plastic container * You run into a mountain of Slippers blocking the front door. * Your staple diet is rice and tin fish or Ox & palm (ones that Jonathan Thurstin eats up north). * You have a huge gap between your first two toes, (excessive thongwear...) * Swimming pool is filled with people wearing t-shirts, (Females) * You can sprint barefoot on sharp stones and rocks. * You wake up and go straight to work or classes * At crossings, your supposed 2 wait 4 the car to stop b4 crossing, not the other way around. * Your first and last names are the same. (Tau Tau ) * You have a perpetually drunk Uncle who starts fights at every family gathering * You call a friend - (squad), * Every time you greet someone he says YOU? * You have sat in a 4-seater car with up to 8 other people. * You can speak with your face - eg. Twitch like a rabbit to ask, Where you going? * Your Grandmother thinks Vicks Vapour-Rub is the miracle cure for everything (including broken bones...) * Youre getting a hiding and your parents yell at you as to,Why you are crying for? (you karai lo wanem ah ......) * Youve been shamed and belted up by your Mother in front of schoolmates at the Supermarket. * Youre a Tycoon on your payday by shouting everyone and scab money off people till the next fortnight. * You invite people over for dinner and your family all of a sudden says the grace. * Youve had an afro at some stage in your life (boys AND girls) and thought you looked cool. * Youre at your Aunties and see your 6 year old cousin doing household chores. * Your Aunty visits and shes talking to you at the same time as looking in your pots for food... * You think PMV Bus door can hold nearly 10 people * You go to your village rich and come back poor. * If you cannot recall peoples names you call them ‘raitmen’ or ‘raitmeri’ * You have lap laps for curtains in your house. * You empty your pay packet on Friday & over the weekend, by Monday you go looking for Dinau Moni TEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! GOD BLESS PNG PNG EM BEST YAH………….
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 22:29:32 +0000