YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.... 1. Youve ever been asked to leave a yardsale. 2. Youve never thrown away a 5 gallon bucket. 3.Youve ever used the same pocketknife to make bull calves steers and peel apples. 4.Youve ever borrowed gravel from a county road to patch potholes in your driveway. 5.You own a homemade fur coat. 6.Any of your kids were conceived in a carwash. 7.Youve ever raked leaves in your kitchen. 8.Your wifes job requires her to wear an orange vest. 9.Your school fight song was Dueling Banjos. 10. Youve ever moved your refridgerator and the grass under it had turned yellow. 11.Youve ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. 12.Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. 13.Youve ever used the O on a stop sign to sight in a new rifle. 14.Your wife keeps a can of vienna sausage in her purse. 15. You ever filled a deer tag on a golf course. 16. You ever used scissors on food.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 21:35:33 +0000
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