YOU MUST LAUGH 1 Girl: Im warning you, my Mummy is coming backsoon.. AKPOS: But Im not doing anything.. Girl: Thats why Im warning you, Hurry up. 2.CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket youve bought tonight Sir, Why?.. AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it 3.TEACHER: Whats your favorite flower?.. AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E 4.Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend. 5.Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? AkposTeacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spellLION ... Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like MOSQUITO... 6.Akpors . . .why are all this people Runing ? ? Rukewe.. . . Its a competition, the winner wil b given a phone. . Akpors . . . Nawa o Why all of them dey run naa, wia them no say na only the winner they wil giv phone. . 7. Teacher. . . If You hav 5dollars and U ask ur Dad for anoda 5dollars how many dollars Wil U hav ? ? Akpors. . . 5dollars. Teacher . . . . U dont no ur maths, Akpors. . .. U dont no my fada. 8.Senator. . . . Hey Young I had U are d idiot that disvirgined my only Daughter. . Akpors. .. . Oga sori, it wont apn again. . 9.Joy. . . Akpors pls live , U cant date me bcos you are not responsible. . Akpors. . . Hahaha, who told U dat, oya go 4my Area go ask them weda am not the one said 2b responsible for all d pregnancies 4my area ? ? 10. Ochuko. .Akpors, why are U closing ur eyes while standing in front of the Mirror ? ? Akpors. . . I just want 2c how I look while sleeping. . . 11.Why do couples hold hands b4 wedding ? ? Akpors. Its just a formularity, even Boxers, check hand b4 they start their fyt. . . Abeg I neva try ? ? If I try, oya make U comment and share this post 2ur friends make dem join in dlafing fiesta. . .
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 22:19:52 +0000