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Yall remember that Stephen King book where the sparrows are flying again? Well I think Im living it because every morning I wake up to find little tiny freaking bird feathers on my bathroom floor. EWWWWW!! Not bad enough that Mr and Mrs Itsy Bitsy Spider (that I dont have the heart to murder) living in my soaking tub have decided to procreate, now I have to imagine that I have a murderous twin living in my brain (no Im not really crazy, Stephen King wrote it, it must be true). But really, how do bird feathers get in the bathroom, but nowhere else?? My dogs are, of course, *brilliant*, but seriously?
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 14:27:37 +0000

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