Yee new rap video 2015 ooooo kill emz Let me tell you how my whole year went. I woke up gracefully after sleeping peacefully, I moved into the bathroom every morning to brush mah teefth. Then I put on my shirt, always long sleeved. I walked out of the house in my boxers, cause im a maniac. I set myself on fire, pyromaniac. I performed henious acts, I forgot to pay the rent. I got kicked out of my house, so I lived inside a tent. A wolf broke into my tent, I was like, BRUHH. I cried a little bit as he took all my stuff. i had a heart transplant, its 5 sizes too small. I went to Shepard Pratt and got locked inside padded walls. I broke out by making a shank out of a toothbrush. I told the secretary to hush, please dont make a fuss. Then I got run over by a monster truck. And when I woke up in the hospital I was greeted by a duck. His name was afflack, he was offering a new health insurance pack. I decided to rap, I spit dope flows on the dance floor. Then I got back to my room and I became a frickin dinosaur. I soared throught the sky and I went back home. Now im in my room making a terrible rap and Im left all alone. I do this for fun, but when im being serious I got crazy. Get delirious, Im a little bit off the chain. I got all the odd images going through my brain. They cause me pain, so I spit them out. I was in Noodles and company trying to eat some spaghetti. Then some kid walks in with a goddamn machete. Hes dressed up like Jason but he sound like hes asian. He tries to rob me, but I got nothing left. So instead he takes my noodles and he slurps them up. I die a bit inside, ive had enough. I become outraged, I turn green. Im a mean green bean machine!) Im the hulk, I take in the bulk of the situation. Then I go after the Asian Jason. I step on his face like a hundred times then I sit back down and write swaggy swag rhymes im like doctor suess without the headlines cause im always rapping odd and im always rapping clean. Im like a machine, cause these lyrics just come out. The asian jason let out a shout, I stepped on his family and his parents. Oh well, hes gone. Time to enjoy my noodles. Im a hellspawn Im spiderman in a big white van tryna be in the neighborhood Im so good 2015
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 02:16:20 +0000
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