You awake to find yourself on the top of a hill with a pink horse bouncing around you... no thats not a horse it looks equine but not quite... right... above her flopping body you see a sign Ponyville two miles with an arrow pointing to the east... or what looks like the east anyway. Whats ponyville? it was more of a rhetorical question but this got the pink pony started on a long ramble that you fear may never come to an end. Only the bestest place ever! There is Rainbowdash! I like Rainbow she can make a sonicboom have you ever seen one its big and bright thats how we all got out cutie marks they say. Shes the bestest pony ever!~ She flys real high and does the coolest tricks... You gather that they are ponys, nonlike youve ever seen and from a land youve never heard of, that or this is a lunatic about to kill you but from where youre standing shes the only hope you have. She offers to take you to her friends, and with the hope that they may be sane you accept. She hops the hole two miles, without end. how is this even possible you ask yourself, how did I even get here.... and where is here? From her ramble you gather that there is a fashioista named Rarity, a superstar flyer named Rainbow, a cowgirl named Applejack, a shy animal-lover named Fluttershy, a nerd and princess named Twlilight and her pet dragon named Spike and then there is the baker named Pinky Pie. Oh my goodness its a cutie wooty kitty cat she matches my mane! Cats are so in this season, no offense Opalescence you know youre mommas snookums. The purple hair one must be rarity with that greeting! Oh my youre scaring her. Its okay girl we wont hurt you I swear! That must be Fluttershy by the soft way she speaks. Aye she looks like she can run pretty fast with those little legs of hers I bet she may even run as fast as old slow butt Applejack! By her confident attitude, and wings, you pegged her Rainbowdash. I aint no slow poke I reckon hats you! Applejack and Rainbowdash get into a argument that leads to a race. Barbarians... Rarity mutters. You look at the last two left, these must be the princess and her pet they looked awful close, hardly caring for the conversation. Sorry about Twilight and Spike, well teach you about that special time for a mare in no time flat! I can tell youll find that special somepony soon as for me I already have mine! Pink laughs as she jumps onto Rainbow knocking her into the mud. Special somepony? What on Earth do they mean? What is that horse doing with that dragon... something is seriously unusual about this place but looking at the affection in their eyes you cant bring yourself to say it was entirely wrong
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 19:53:35 +0000
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