You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... No matter how much You care, some people are just assholes... It takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it... You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, youd better have a big d*ck or huge t*ts... You shouldnt compare yourself to others - they are more f*cked up than you think... You can keep puking long after you think youre finished... We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities... Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place... Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when youre down will be the ones who do... No matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper... The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just seem never f*cking go away... You have to learn to say F*ck em all if they cant take a joke in 6 languages.... #NaijJokes #MyNaij
Posted on: Tue, 10 Jun 2014 01:59:27 +0000
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