You know when Osogo the Bird was on stage during Mashujaa day celebrations, i was studying people dancing to his ohangla tunes and thats okay, but you people must know that that is OHANGLA; not ragga, not reggea, not dancehall, it is O for Omega 3, H for Hummer, A for Apple iPhone, N for New York City, G for Gor Mahia, L For Lavish house in Lavington and finally A for Agwambo, American president, hollywood Actor(OHANGLA) etc. You dont just dance Ohangla fwaaa like someone who is at a disco matanga in Gem Akala, you must respect your feet that are housed in italian leather soes. You must respect your hand which is inserted in 22-carat rolex. You must respect your waist which is supported by leather belt from Paris. You must respect your head which contains 2PhDs. Dancing ohangla is very easy, espesially if you have these material things. You must handle your body parts with care. For example, when you remove your Apple iPhone using your right hand and put it on your left hand and then locate your right ear, then you pull up your leather belt so that your compressed six pack does not spill off, then you put your right leg infront of your left leg such that the tip of one sap sooter is opposite the rear side of the other sap sooter; and then you adjust your wrist watch to look at the local time in kenya so you dont miss your flight to New York city, making sure that your hand multitasks effectively because your car key to the hummer might fall down. When you introduce any ohangla beat this person, then he is dancing ohangla pare. The only difference between ohangla and rhumba is that in ohangla you are doing these things haphazardly, but in rhumba you are doing them in slow motion. #iYawa :-) Jaduong
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 10:08:34 +0000
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