You may be wondering what is the most useful word in the English language?.. Well, we finally figured it out. Its shit. Thats right, shit.. were not joking here (pun intended)! shit may just be one of the most functional word in the English language. Consider these few facts: On any one day, you can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains. If you put some effort into it, you can get your shit together, figure out a place for all your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, sell shit, buy shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, pick up shit, order shit, listen to shit, and smell like shit. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, catch shit, sling shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit, take a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. You can feel like shit, listen to music that sounds like shit, and your things can even look shitty. You can have tons of shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, the best shit, or the coolest shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of the English language. You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you dont give a shit.. we really couldnt give a bigger shit anyway!
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 21:40:24 +0000
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