You must read if you are on the Pioneer Trail. Sandy Dimuzio PARDON MY MESS...I done gone and cleared my homestead!! Cows are looney with mad cow disease, Horses are chunky dunkin in the pig pen, Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Ive lost count of my sheep, we had them their chickens for dinner last night, Ive given up on the weeding, my youngins are useless as they havent grown any in 3 yrs, dang tornado came through a forenight ago and took out 1/3 of the crops and Hank/Fannies home, then if thatin dont beat all a fire took out the western forestry and now I got me a group of looters a hollering and yelling and thievin!! Wheres that darn sheriff anyway?? Sick that Huge Man eating spider after them buggers!! We aint seen hide nor hair of Doc lately, hes holed up in that animal hospital...alls I know is there are some strange critters being created on this here HS, I aint so sure about all this mix-breeding!! (Pumpkin Mouse??)...I think hes selling Cousin Amos some of those critters becaus that chile we yate sure tasted strange...Bess still aint found no beau, lil crow and Jacques keep hiding out and Im pretty sure Laughing bear is planning a scalping party for Jacques hes done carved totems all over the place!! Done gone to the General Store but its just the same O stuff... We had a Town Hall meeting at the Civic Center...some folks was a moaning and groaning about some Govt person called Zynga!! But it was all for naught because the Clock Tower Bell rang out so Zynga neer did hear nottin!! Oh, and the Money Tree?? What a Hoot...I aint seen NO money falling from that tree ever!! Well, all this chattering aint getting my homestead ready for the few visitors we get, could be ifn the train worked maybe mores people would come!! See ya at the fishin pond!! Whoo Hoo!!
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 05:28:31 +0000
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