#You_Are_Fired Donald Trump: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? Interviewee: Thats easy, 49. Donald Trump: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Interviewee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Donald Trump: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Interviewee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Donald Trump: Its lions birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Interviewee: Because the deer is in the fridge. Donald Trump: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Interviewee: She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lions birthday Donald Trump: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Interviewee: Er....I guess she drowned....err... Donald Trump: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You are fired!!! Moral: If the interviewier has decided to screw you, no matter How much youre prepared, he wil screw you.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 17:25:28 +0000
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