Your boss/your own unsilenceable sense of guilt/who are you kidding those have been the same thing for years has been casually looking up and giving you that look for a while now and you know that even though this food coma isnt about to let you work for another half hour, you better at least get back to your computer to keep up appearances. Thats when the lone birthday cake in the corner gives you a respectable out for the next five minutes: you just have to wish Bill a happy birthday, after all. But hey, as long as youre on this wall, you may as well see what the old scoundrels been up to since the Elkhart Central Trombone Section/CS 180: Introduction to Java Programming/that one illegally-zoned house you crashed in for five months in while you were finishing up your masters all those 10/6/0-4 years ago. Wonder if hes up on the new Sherlock. Oh says here his only TV Show is Family Guy. And you were hoping maybe you could chat about the new Coen Brothers film but the only movies he has listed are Dodgeball starring Vince Vaughn and an Adam Sandler movie. As you go back to his wall, you realize that your screen can just fit the empty text box at the top, his last three reshares of Onion articles, and the top half of your own heartfelt best wishes from 9 Feb 2013. Happy Birthday Bill! you finally manage through a sad smile, and to yourself wherever you are.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 02:45:55 +0000
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