Youre a mean one, Kevin Smith You really are a heel, Youre as cuddly as a cactus, youre as charming as an eel, Kevin Smith Youre a bad banana with a greasy black peel! Youre a monster, Kevin Smith Your hearts an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Kevin Smith I wouldnt touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! Youre a foul one, Kevin Smith You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Kevin Smith Given a choice between the two of youd take the seasick crocodile! Youre a rotter, Kevin Smith Youre the king of sinful slots, Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Kevin Smith Youre a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! You nauseate me, Kevin Smith With a nauseous super naus!, Youre a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Kevin Smith Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Youre a foul one, Kevin Smith Youre a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Kevin Smith The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, Stink, stank, stunk!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Feb 2014 02:36:24 +0000
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