Youre a sick senior citizen, and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years (or older), a gun (thats the Part G) and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians. Of course, this means youll be sent to prison where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem! Need glasses? Thats great! Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you; at least as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you they cant afford for you to go into a home. And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while youre at it. Plus because you are a prisoner, you dont have to pay any income taxes anymore. Is this a great country or what! Have a nice day!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 02:00:08 +0000