ZOOLOGIST BANKER: INTERVIEWER: pls,y do u think u can work in bank when u study zoology? AKPOS: cos majority of ur customers are animals! INT: how? AKPOS: wen ATM machines trapped customers money...do u notice their reactions? Do u know some carry d attitude in Lion to attack d gentle officers @ ur customers service unit? While some appears like dog,and many other forms of animals like that... I believe ud know their type d moment u see them.... INT: so how are u going to help d bank with ur vast experience in zoology? AKPOS: nice question oga! My approach is very simple. U know d man beside me during exam last week,studied yoruba?! His approach is to help bank interprets big vocabulary to yoruba,and help customers count their money in olden days poun-poun! INT: is that what I ask u? I said ur own relevance to the bank?! AKPOS: any customer who has a trait of dog...as hes shouting and barking,Ill get this mouth guard for him/her to shut up! The banking hall will be peaceful! Anyone who has a trait of he-goat,trying to toast our beautiful cashiers,Ill quickly whisper to his ear that, majority of those ladies are positive! This will make the ladies have rest of mind,and not miscalculate bank money. INT: enough! See u some other times! AKPOS: ah,oga! Im not true yet! INT: next person please! AKPOS: oga,pls one more minutes! The one like lion,the bank will have to build a very strong lions den for them....so that.... INT: (CALLS SECURITY) guards!!! Lead this animal out! Security men drag AKPOS outside,but while going,he keeps on babbling. AKPOS: oga like u now, I should have brought with me a very big banana...for me to pass this interview....I didnt know its a bald-head man that would interrogate me...the animal u resemble is MONKEY! See u on another interview!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 22:01:20 +0000
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