acceptable call off idea: having to poop right after getting in the shower you should be allowed to call off if right after you get in the shower, you have to poop. why? because no matter how good the poop might be, or the shower, you just never feel clean. the reality of shredded, waded up wet TP stuck in your crack just cannot be ignored. its like the scene from ace ventura where he realizes einhorn is finkle and he burns his clothes and showers but he cant get clean. in other words: (insert name here) forever unclean! the only thing you can do is hit reset, call off, tell your boss the exact reason, they will understand, and go back to bed.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 12:58:20 +0000
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