and our chuckle for the night.... .dare you to read this entire list and not have tears rolling down your face...... Q: What do you cal1 20 Flight Attendants in a basement? A: A whine cellar. Q: What is the difference between a F/A and a jet engine? A: The engine stops whining at the gate. Q: Why does it take a F/A 5 minutes to open a carton of orange juice? A: The carton says CONCENTRATE. Q: What does a retired F/A do when she is nostalgic for her job? A: She stands in front of the bathroom sink and eats. Q: How do you get a F/A into your hotel room? A: Make a sound like an ice machine. Q: Whats the difference between a good F/A and a bad F/A ? A: The good F/A says, Morning, Captain, and the bad F/A says, Its morning Captain! Q: What do a F/A and dog doo have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Q: Whats the difference between an airbag and a windbag? A: Seniority. Q: What separates a F/A from the lowest form of life? A: The cockpit door. Q: How can you identify a flight crew eating in a restaurant? A: The F/As eat standing up and the pilots leave their trays on the floor. Q: Why did the pilot die shortly after retirement? A: His wife didnt know to feed him every 2 hours. Q: What does a captain use for birth control? A: Personality. Q: What if that doesnt work? A: Layover clothes. Q: Did you hear about the captain who took his wife out for dinner and a movie? A: They got on the non-stop to L.A. Q: Why was the Ohare employee cafeteria closed last week? A: A captain rented it for his daughters wedding reception. Q: Why dont pilots vacation with their families? A: Its too difficult to get the jumpseat. Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed? A: A pilot dropped a quarter. Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two pilots found a penny at the same time. Q: What do you call a crew of pilots tipping the hotel van driver? A: The March of dimes. Q: What do pilots yell at football games? A: Get the quarter back! Q: How can you tell a pilot on a layover from a homeless person? A: The homeless person is the one buying a newspaper. Q: How do you get a F/A into the cockpit? A: Grease her hips and put a Twinkie on the dash. Q: How do you get a pilot out of the cockpit? A: Tell him a USA Today was left in First Class. Q: How do you get a F/A into the aisle? A: Drag a Twinkie on a string.
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 05:00:31 +0000
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