*dawns spider slaying armor, draws his blade, raises his sword - TopicsExpress



          

*dawns spider slaying armor, draws his blade, raises his sword high in to the air and pierces the sky wall that lead to the heavens!* "By the power that I have attained from ending countless spiders lives, I smite thee, in the name of my holy heritage!" *swings his blade forward, carving out a crevasse in the sky wall. As the blade inches ever closer to the spider lingering on the sky wall, he shouts "For all the nopes in the world, begone with them yee wicked beast!" The blade slices the spider in two and continues forward at a different angle and carves out a piece of the side wall!* *The spiders lifeless corpse drizzles to the ground.* "I have vanquished yet another spid.....*looks around as the carnage that has been left after his careless slaying of the spidery beast* I....I need to pay more attention when swinging around a blade.....I now need to go to Home Depot and buy some "do it yourself" books. *hangs head in shame and drags blade across the ground....causing even more damage.* GOD DAMN IT!...
Posted on: Mon, 24 Jun 2013 08:27:21 +0000

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