#dollyjokes BACHELOR LIFE 4 MY HOOD... Wakes up in d mornin. Carry bucket. Go dey queue 4 d well. Almost ur turn. Ur phone rings, ur job seeker. U put ur bucket on d line 2 queue 4 u. Leaves d queue 2 meet d person. Gets there. BAD NEWS. Tells d person 2 at least wait 4 breakfast. Goes back 2 d well. Finds ur bucket in d gutter. *Annoyed* no one pays attention. Accepts fate. 9 people more b4 its ur turn again. Waits 4 40minutes while its sunny. Its ur turn. Fetches water tiredly. U be like BACHELOR LIFE NO GOOD O. U want 2 carry it. D bucket handle gets brocken. D water pours away till half. U accepts fate n be lyk AH! BACHELOR LIFE NO GOOD O. Goes bk home. D person don leave. U go 4 bath. After bath. U slipped in d passage n hit ur knee agains a wooden bench. U be like AAAH YEEH E NO GO BETA 4 POVERTY WEY STILL MAKE ME A BACHELOR O. U dressed up. Want 2 cook. No water. Stole frm a neighbour. Sliced a tube of yam. U light d stove. No fire bcos no kerosen. Intentionally hit ur head at ur wounded knee. Felt pain 4 a minute. Stole anoda neighbours kerosene. Cooked yam. Fried an egg with palm oil. While eating u be like CHAI! WALAHI! BACHELOR LIFE NA BEST IVE EVA LIVED! TO HELL WITH HELL #allbewell
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:40:18 +0000
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