er: Look, Ill give you $100 if youll change the wedding vows. When - TopicsExpress



          

er: Look, Ill give you $100 if youll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where Im supposed to promise to love, honor and obey and be faithful to her forever, Id appreciate it if youd just leave that out. He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the grooms vows, the priest looked the young man in the eye and said: Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live? The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, Yes, I do then leaned toward the priest and hissed: I thought we had a deal. The priest p ut a $100 bill into the grooms hand and whispered: She made me a better offer.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 15:20:28 +0000

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