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ha ha ha........Must Read............. Santa Called @ vodafone custmer care. A girl picked up the phone Girl: ..........custo mer care mein aapka swaagat ha Santa:thank u Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu?? Santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse? Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai Santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi? Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu Santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar Girl: not interested Santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai?? Santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai Santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai Girl shocked, Santa rocked

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