hahhahah #stolen University of NAIROBI’s TEN COMMANDMENTS - TopicsExpress



          

hahhahah #stolen University of NAIROBI’s TEN COMMANDMENTS ……. Comrades power …. READ to know a few things about them 1. Comrades don’t steal from motorists, they confirm how deep their pockets are thro giving contributions, therefore, the motorists are perceived to facilitate the project. 2. Comrades don’t fail exams, they differ in opinions with their lecturers..remember lecturers are also students. 3. Comrades don’t throw stones, they measure speeds and momentum of the cars against stones and the type of impact. It is also used to determine the type of a stone and body movement. Finally in class they draw graphs of trajectory movements. 4. Comrades don’t cook, they prepare meals. 5. Comrades don’t smoke, they taste substances that can cause discomposure and confusion. 6. Comrades don’t drink, they create jobs in EABL. 7. Comrades never die, they are called by God to teach those who left early without knowledge/ they are promoted to glory. 8. A Comrade is always right if not then refer to, a student is never wrong. 9. A comrade strike is well referred to as a project and not a riot, where stones are collected, cars sampled and finally graphs of speed and time and trajectory movements are drawn. 10. Comrades don’t close roads, they clear jam and stand in for the police.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 20:06:21 +0000

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