*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess Im blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone *taking a test*: dont take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me *period is late*: shit im pregnant im the next virgin mary
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 18:51:31 +0000
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