..i know this is a bit long but heres a little fun story being able to recognize opportunity when it knocks....sure some of you heard it before.. ....So its raining really hard. Theres a a guy named Tony....living beside a river and it starts to flood. The sheriffs deputies come by and tell him he should leave before the river cuts off the road. ....The Big Guy upstairs.. will take care of me...im good, he tells them. .......The river is up to the front porch and the some guys come by in a boat and tell him to hop in and theyll take him to safety. ....The Big Guy upstairs...hell save me, im all set . he tells them. The water rises above the first floor and Tony has to climb on his roof. The National Guard comes by in a boat and begs Tony to come with them. ... No way! Fuggettabout it! Im all set... the Big guy...Above...he got this.., he tells them. ...The waters keep rising and the Tony is clinging his fat ass to his chimney. A helicopter appears and lowers a rope, but Tony refuses to go, telling them Thanks but no thanks...Big Guy..upstairs. ..hes gonna save me..im good! . Finally he is standing on top of the chimney and the river is still rising. Big guy! he calls out, Big Guy..upstairs! , why arent you helping me out here?....you gonna save me or what?? ...The sky splits open with a loud crackle of lightening!! ..And a HUGE voice booms out... I sent two boats and a helicopter you Jackass!! What more do you want from me ??!! ..... Im not missing the boat eva again.,,
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 18:18:28 +0000
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