i took a 6 hour defensive driving class. my professor of driving was focusing on theoretical driving. here are TEN practical driving tips: 1. if someone honks at you, immediately throw down a long tone honk so they know you Play. For. Serious. 2. when driving in urban environments always keep your driver side window down a little, regardless of weather, because every time you dont, you will encounter a situation where youll need full volume on a: Im driving here or bacdafucup or why you gotta be like dat or my personal favorite get with the program 3. always smile when giving the finger. 4. please, for the love of god, DO NOT text and drive. Somebody loves you. and i hate you. 5. BUT, it is ok to constantly be finding a new track on your favorite digital device. just as dangerous(!) but honestly, it may be just as dangerous to have crappy tunes bumping. make playlists? 6. if you have a fast car definitely always go for the Pittsburgh Left. (Taking the left as soon as the light changes) 7. you cant trust GPS. You can use GPS to help aid in your journey. But you should never blindly trust The Machine. If you do---its already taken tons of your life away that youll never get back. get with the program. 8. DO get aggressive with cabbies, they are coming for yer nuts, like direct hit on yer go-nads. Like BOOM spike-hammer on the dresser type stuff. Dont back down. 9. & 10. always have a few tracks (or playlist?) ready to go for when you really need to haul ass. heres some examples that will make you arrive at your destination 5 minutes sooner than you planned on: stranglehold by ted nugget do it now - mos def, busta rhymes call your girlfriend - robyn combustion - meshuggah axel f - harold faltermeyer imagine the fire - hans zimmer giblet gravy - george benson cruise - florida georgia line good luck and be safe out there. driving is scary shit and youre surrounded by assholes. drive fast, take chances and pick your tunes accordingly. :) editors note: this is all a joke. but not the part about what jams make kicking ass a little easier.
Posted on: Thu, 08 May 2014 15:13:35 +0000
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