love getting up on Saturday morning house nice and quiet check on the little rascals they look like angels sleeping in their beds. youngest drew me a picture of an angel and a farmer with one of those big scythes but she only had a black crayon I guess. the 13 year old left me a note about his science project needed some cremains for his project on funeral homes. school did say no fire this year I think the insurance company settle with school finally. basketball coach is happy with the new gym floor. when I got into my car I noticed some tools on the seat was wondering why. when I started the car the radio blared a heart beat sound and the air bags pulsed with the beat pretty funny I thought but it voided my warranty. took off down the road and sparks were flying 20 feet behind me. pulled over and those rascals had put about 2000 little steel tacks in my tires luckily they were the short ones so no flats. by the time I got them out I was late for work. when I got here the lot was full of firetrucks and ambulances said they got a call from my grandkids saying this time they might have gone to far. and the poor guy might have another heart attack. one of the paramedics said one kid asked the dispatcher if I was dead to have me cremated right away his science project is do in 3 days. little rascals
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 13:06:51 +0000
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