n Baie stoute enetjie WARNING: No U18s PLEASE Meet the parents: AUTHOR UNKNOWN xse!!! One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating some peanuts. Hed toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asks a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter comes home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughters friend says he could get the peanut out. The young man tells the father to sit down, then immediately shoves two fingers up the fathers nose and tells him to blow real hard. When the father does as instructed, the peanut comes flying out across the room. The mother and daughter jump and yell for joy. The young man insists that it was nothing, but both women think he is a hero and deserves a reward. So, the daughter takes the honored guest to the kitchen for a bite to eat. Once he was gone for the evening, the mother turns to the father and says, Thats so wonderful! Isnt he smart? What do you think hes going to be in a few years? The father replies, From the smell on his fingers... our son in-law! CoolneZZ xse... CoolneZZ!!!
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 16:30:02 +0000
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