pffffffffff the comments are killing me. DYING “I want to throw my kids a super authentic punk rock party, so I want to hire some bouncers to rough up the kids a little bit. As a good host, what is an acceptable loss/injury ratio? And, when the pigs (my brothers in police costumes) show up, should we simulate tear gas with a fog machine, or can we just use the real thing?” “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry, but the hand-screened artisanal fondant-covered cupcakes are WAY too punk and extreme for kids. One bite of those and before you know it theyll be squatting in an unheated warehouse and tying bandanas on their pitbulls. No mom wants to see her five-year-old with a back patch and a pack of Old Golds. I expect more responsibility from Martha Stewart than this” “Ill have you know that Stza regularly serves your spinach and ricotta skulls to those who stay at C-Squat. Or maybe it was crack. It was one of the two. Either way this article clearly ups the punx” “Anarchy in the backyard! Tall boys for everyone, middle finger cookies and right in the middle of cutting the cake, mom gets hit in the head with a half full water bottle thrown by the metal kid in the back no one remembers inviting” A couple of fun tips: 1) Instead of temporary tattoos I gave the kids India ink and sewing needles. They all loved their stick and poke face tats! 2) Mosh Pit Mash - Have toddlers fling themselves from a high place into the distracted mass of their peers Get into the Do-It-Yourself spirit by letting the kids participate. Instead of providing apples with razor blades already embedded them, let them assemble the two as needed! Leave apples in one bowl near the door, and the razor blades in the other. Kids can assemble the parts later, and when they bite into this crazy punk rock blood-treat, the apple will still be fresh when the razor blades slice through gums and cheek flesh. For first aid, provide only safety pins. PUNK ROCK! “I did this for my kids party and now he wants to be an accountant. Thanks Martha”
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 16:53:17 +0000
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