so Im home watching tv, enjoying my pets and theyr enjoying me. im playing my little crime game and watching all my scheduled stories for the day when what un the world didst mine eye behold? its wings wide as the atlantic, claws sharp as adamantium, teeth firerce as a lions courage and the look of evil on his countenance. I think I saw a gun and a butcher knife. *explicative* I yelled as my pearls I beheld, in my hands in preparation to escape this humble abode. I plan my retreat ready for the death I might meet, and I gathered my strength and a shoe after arguing with myself as to what to do, and slowly crept my way in the direction of this enormous and incredible leviathan. bones shaking, my earth was quaking, as the closer I draw to the space illegally occupied by the monster. in sight is the enemy, seemingly, gearing up for an attack. with wreckless abandon I wretched back from yonder years and pulled strength from the Lord almighty and with the push of all the angels in heaven, my arm swung forward with shoe in hand and I ......killed that wasp!!
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 04:40:20 +0000
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