… so I’m working at the Miami Dade ITD building where the - TopicsExpress



          

… so I’m working at the Miami Dade ITD building where the Police and Fire Command Centers are located on 87th and Miller, and unfortunately you have to drive to get a good cafecito or cortadito, unless you want to make ‘em yourself. So I wander over to the machine in the break room, and I see there are selections for Cortadito and Espresso. So I figured, hey, worth a try. Big mistake. I plopped down my 2 quarters and selected a cortadito. The result? Well, let’s put it this way. Since you can’t actually taste it for yourself, try this. Drive your car about 130,000 miles before your next oil change. Then drain your motor oil, pour some into a Styrofoam cup, add a little non-dairy creamer and 2 Sweet and Low, wait until the whole mixture is lukewarm and has an evil looking crust that doubles for “foam” and have a taste. Exactly. Major coffee fail.
Posted on: Wed, 14 Aug 2013 19:56:44 +0000

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