so i woke up this morning with a voicemail from american airlines saying that my flight, 3010, from springfield to chicago was delayed. and that really pissed me off. but then i remembered that i never even bought a plane ticket to chicago and even if i had, i wouldve missed it. idk if american airlines just thought it would be useful to give me the heads up on a little fun fact just in case someone came up to me and was like,hey! is the flight from springfield to chicago on time today? and then id be like,hay is for horses and youll have some extra time to feed those horses before you go because that flight is delayed until 8:30, my rude friend. im sure there was some deep metaphor about my life buried in that american airlines call that may have been recorded for quality assurance but just like flight 3010, i guess ive missed it.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 21:41:22 +0000
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