so.....im reading a fic right now......and in this fic is a resume for Pinkie Pie...... Pinkamena Diane ‘Pinkie’ Pie Upstairs, Sugarcube Corner Ponyville, Equestria Multi-talented mare seeking employment (PT/FT) at your local eating establishment Previous Employment: -Rock Farmer -Apprentice Baker -Investigative Detective (Solve rate: 1/1) -Party Planner -Party Executor -Secret Agent (Don’t tell anypony, though) -Professional Skeptic (Oatmeal only) -Demolition Expert, specializing in fourth walls -Aeronautical Engineer -Element of Harmony, Laughter Notable Accomplishments: -Laid siege to the sheep kingdom capital of Baa Ram Ewe for six hundred days -Battled the forces of the criminal underworld under the super-secret alias of (the last word was scribbled away beyond recognition) -Has memorized names, ages, addresses, social security numbers, and known weaknesses of every pony in Ponyville. Including yours. -Can lick her own elbow -Can lick other ponies’ elbows (Easier, unless they run) -Thanks to foresight, precognition, and advance preparation, has never been caught off guard by sock emergencies -Capable of withstanding temperatures up to 1500 degrees Marenheit -Saved Equestria, like, a lot So yeah, you should totally hire me. .....i think my lungs have ceased to exist... ~Luna~
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 02:13:41 +0000
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