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this is too funny not to pass on...Thank you for the giggles. Because of the popularity of the survivor shows,Texas is planning to do one entitled: Survivor -- Texas-Style. The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, and San Antonio; then theyll go over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth and then finally back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a bright pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read as follows: 1. Im A Democrat 2. Amnesty For Illegals 3. I Love The Dixie Chicks 4. Boycott Beef 5. I Voted For Obama 6. George Strait Cant Sing 7. Elect Hillary In 2016 8. Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor 9. I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer 10. Al Franken Is My Hero 11. I Side With Jane Fonda 12. Its Bushs Fault 13. Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion And the last, final sticker is... 14. Im Here To Confiscate Your Guns The first contestant to make it back to Dallas ALIVE wins!!

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