we are having Falafel sandwhiches for dinner tonight, when I reminded my wife about the last time we ate there. They have this little procedure to help you put toppings in your pita pocket, its called smashing your balls. Yep, so we went to the new one that opened in DC and I guess the guy thought I was a noob and said out loud....*ahem* SIR,let me show you a little trick..you..can...mash ..your balls together to make more room inside.... Before I could say...yea, I kn.... ... . He loud talks me and looks right at me with this big ass grin... SIR,would YOU like me TO CRUSH YOUR BALLS...... First, aint no man supposed to tell another man that all open in the public.. So he figured he was being hip and clever. And I wanted to throw a knife down the crack of his white ass....I looked right at him and responded... My WIFE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CRUSH MY BALLS.. And I handed her the sandwhich.....
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 00:56:53 +0000
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