well av I got a tale to tell ,just been to shops did a bit here and theer, then wen I come out to shop I could smell chippy so bugger it im avin sumat to 8 I guse in and narthen fred r e were a Yorkshire anwl, a sesi,ll av a sack ot tatus and a whale ,he ses mite be a problem theer im on mi own we thy help mi so ases wots thy want doin ,fred ses whale in pond on backyared he ses goin get it while I cook thi chips so a gose al8 then gets theeur well this whale bigger than carrier bag I got ah thought bloody hell how am I goin to get into shop,well I looked round and found this owld cloth sack I thought that aft to do so I dragged this whale into shop kicking and screeming,i ses to fred narthin hows long it tech to cook hes not long if I cook it in whale oil so ses all r8 ses hurry up mi bus is nearly due so,s get it to bus wi 2 mins to spare bus driver steve ses no whales on here steve ,shudup daft sod im not goin to wales im only goin to wisewood hes or8 then ged on ,as ses arnt thiy goin lower fluoora he ses a young fit lad thee and thy carnt drag a sack spuds an awhale on a bus ,any way to cut a long story short I chopped tail off whale gets in house cat and licking there arses ,sorry I meen lips gets it op en no bloody vinegar on it so,s ses to dog and cat thats it teas off I banged it in oven and ses we av it for supper I will scrownge some off neighbours in a bit ,guess wot we ended up wi cold tea bloody ice cream that will teach mi to get hungry wen im out lol ,lesson dont get eyes bigger than a wahle lmfao lol im not sorry about spelling this lappy not from Yorkshire it from japan its a bit like kates lappy thats forin anawl well hes looking at u kid oh it mi reflection in mirra lol thats me and thanks for vinegar janet ty good neat x
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 16:54:41 +0000
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