রজনিকান্ত ফেক্ট Rajinikanth has - TopicsExpress



          

রজনিকান্ত ফেক্ট Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.” Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced! Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Yenna Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!? Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it along with extra coconut chutney. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook, facebook updates its status message! Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG” Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret. Rajinikanth can divide by zero. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Jul 2014 03:06:38 +0000

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