1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Dont be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Dont be a loner, cover your boner 6. You cant go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If youre not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think shes spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She wont get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While youre undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 10:07:11 +0000
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