1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘nothing’ usually end with ‘fine’. 4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it! 5. LOUD SIGH: This isn’t actually a word, but it’s a non-verbal statement that is often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. THAT’S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. ‘That’s okay’ means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question or feint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – this is true, unless she says ‘thanks a lot’ – that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’… that will bring on ‘whatever’. 8. WHATEVER: This is a woman’s way of saying ‘Screw you!’. 9. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking ’What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response, refer to #3
Posted on: Sat, 13 Jul 2013 03:41:36 +0000
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