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(1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because its said concentrate. (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make-up his mind. (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out. (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it. (5) He tries to drown a fish. (6) If you gave him a penny for his intelligence,youd get a change. (7) He trips over a cordless phone. (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (9) At the bottom of the application where it says Sign Here, he puts Sagittarius. (10) He takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight. (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves. (13) He misses the #14 Bus, and takes the #7 twice instead. (14) He takes you to the airport and seeing a sign that says Airport left he turnes around and go home. (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. (16) He spends time reading through the above 15 points and analyses if he is mumu!!!)
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 01:10:02 +0000

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